Hello. Welcome to my website. It started while I was in Europe for a semester, and I've kept it up since then. I'm now at the University of Chicago Law School, living in Hyde Park, and the story continues. If you want to say hi or visit me, email cfloyd at uchicago dot edu.
"Life is nothing if not the sum of your anecdotes." -Scotty The Body, on storytelling "But it ain't that bad, man. Just figure out the system before the system figures out you." -T. Matthew Smith, on the 1L year "The beer just doesn't taste as good when you're not drinking it with your buddies." -Anon., on being away from good friends "Somebody has to pay the rent around here. Why the hell not us?" -Cotton, on studying for exams
7/28/2004
Is anyone besides Wade and Zack in Tulsa? I'm tired of hanging out with just them. I need new friends. Don't bother unless you are as cool as, say, Purnell+3. I need a crew, all of whom average out to be at least three levels of coolness above Purnell. I think this scheme has potential. I don't have to know you well. But you have to be 21. You must be either funny or attractive, or a sufficient mixture of both. We all know how this works...success in life is a product of your physical attractiveness and sense of humor, with the two variables able to compensate for each other. You can email me with your application or post it for public ridicule below.
